FEMA Goes 2 Thumbs Up!

Due to recent criticism, rumor has it that Beverly Hills shelters will now be featuring the following Top 10 Amenities in case of emergencies:

1) SUV Valet Parking
2) Vegan MREs with Organic Milk
3) Atkins low-carb Tofu
4) Evian water
5) Hemp blankets by Gucci
6) Emu oil facials
7) Personal trainer (or DVD of Sweatin' To The Oldies)
8) Famous Amos Cookie Pillow Snacks with Turn Down Service
9) Choice of Chin Chin Take-Out or Wolfgang Puck Pizza from Spago
10) Individual Counseling with Dr Phil